But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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