If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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