if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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