I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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