im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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