laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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