I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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