i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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