I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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