i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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