If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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