Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
