The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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