And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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