i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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