Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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