The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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