you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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