i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
