Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
