so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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