You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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