shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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