You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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