i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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