return my video game
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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