No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
