I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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