I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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