So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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