Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
where are my eyebrows?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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