So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
not ubering you a puppy
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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