She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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