There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish my penis had an off switch
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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