I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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