Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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