What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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