this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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