You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i jhust puked up my retainher.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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