suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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