I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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