great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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