Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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