People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
where does the pee come out of this thing
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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