I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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