Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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