What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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