Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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