I don't think brook has ever known best
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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