I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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